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Sleep Talkin' Man

mattbraunger:

This lady wrote down everything her English husband said in his sleep for a couple nights. Fantastic.

“Your eyes are fat”. Awesome.

Posted on January 12, 2010 via Matt Braunger with 155 notes

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  now this is funny. people, read on.
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  Ohhhh hello my new favorite website EVER! “I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
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  is funny as hell…. lol
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  this is hilarious.
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  Outstanding. Some early favorites: “You’re pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty…. [long pause] Now fuck off and be...
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  “Your eyes are fat”. Awesome.
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  This lady wrote down everything her English husband said in his sleep for a couple nights. Fantastic.
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  WHY have I not seen this before? It’s funny.
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  Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.
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  I can’t even choose a favorite part. Having slept in beds with guys who said weird stuff in their sleep, nothing could...
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  ”I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
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  Oh god, these are HILARIOUS!
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